COME LAY ACROSS MY KNEES
COME LAY ACROSS MY KNEES ANXIOUS LADY FROM DOWNTOWN
Lance is the High Priest of upholstery
Wept when I said that my mother had
blessed him Fixed our chairs in a day
For $339 he gave me foam seats and
re-upholstered my soul Lance said:
You sigh too much You give too much
You can be one of my flock Lay down
on that threadbare chair and I will
make you sing a different tune
By noon tomorrow you will be brand
spanking new or my name isn’t
Lance The Custom Upholsterer
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