GET BEHIND ME SATAN
DOES YOUR FAVOURITE POET HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR SATAN?
John Milton sold Paradise Lost on April 27 1667 for 20 pounds 5 up
front +3 more 5 pound pays Paradise Lost didn’t even rhyme +blind
Mr. Milton dictated it to scribes as he lay in bed Not simple times: war
plague the great fire all conspired against him It took 4 yrs. before a
contract was signed
I want a scribe +a contract too Some people call me the poet of gloom+
doom But that is not true I have just mailed 3 poems to the Humour Issue
of our country’s finest poetry journal The one entitled Bitched should get
in Hands up all who slapped their thighs while reading it (April 1 2015)
Perhaps my scribe might cheer me up He can begin by: licking salt off of
my limbs after a work out +gradually move onto pitting Bing cherries &
placing them on my forked tongue one dark cherry at a time He might then
scurry about my boudoir collecting words from shadows+closets +all
manner of orifice where Satan usually hides them Somehow I doubt that you
are still slapping your thighs ladies&gentlemen
Realistically Satan seems more my purview what with a bird’s eye view of
Hades from my consulting room where desperate children fled our modern
plagues day in+day out for an eternity Hands up all who vote for sending this
poem to the Humour Issue
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Jesus turned and said to Peter, “Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block
to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely those of humanity.”
Matthew 16:23
Paradise Lost Paradise Regained John Milton
10 books 10,000 lines of Verse
Spring 2015 Who you calling dark?