TEARS
TEARS OF A CLOWN
Tuffy Gessling the clown who donned
a mask of Obama was offered a home in Texas
after a national backlash called for his head
(all American clowns must now undergo sensitivity training or risk imprisonment)
A humiliated Tuffy cried last night on TV: I never
tried to be a racist or nothing I love all people no
matter their background I live to make people laugh
Tuffy should likely apply to run the IOC* a misguided
group who will bring the Olympics to Sochi in 2014
In Russia where human rights are few and far between
my Great Grandmother would tell you: If a cossack kissed
a Jewish woman in the midst of a pogrom it was a hate crime
followed by acts of unspeakable brutality
In modern Russia hate crimes of all kinds including those
visited upon LGBT are committed with regularity This did
not seem to deter the IOC
I imagine Tuffy will wear a Putin mask & carry a 400 lb.
sturgeon when he cancels the Sochi Olympics of 2014
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*International Olympics Committee – selects the host country, investigates boycotts,
doping, bribery, and acts of terrorism at the Olympic games
** Putin has been known to fake photo-ops holding aloft fish he has not caught
Fall 2013