The birds are aggressive today
cussing & fighting all the way up and down
W. Queen West Displaced by
chic boutiques and the avant garde
I read about an app that lights up (red)
the parts of cities where hipsters live
New York San Francisco & W. Queen W.
All are the new red light districts
So if you are in search of breakfast coffee
or a stroll sans the glarestaregrowl
Avoid these zones If the bitchiness doesn’t
kill you the chickadees surely will
* 96% of West Queen West hipsters fetishize the authentic,
reinventing it with a winking inauthenticity.
The remaining 4% are just bitchy.
Late Summer 2013