the girls of trinity bellwoods park & their summer boobs

fuck dese girls in my park who stroll over within inches
of me they stretch like pretzels illogic legs akimbobimbo
elastic+pliable a decade or 3 from piriformis rot
(weaver’s butt eh it’s a syndrome fer chrissakes)

don’t be such a bitter-little-pill poet you can still touch
your toes ass riding high in April shot down in May but
seriously there are numerous stances you can no longer take

you can no longer fake it til you make it you’ve made it and
it tastes like: the road freedom decay brownspotted +decimate
no it does not!
it tastes like warm milk
lapped off of your mother
in 9 months you will receive your CPP BIGBUCKS the ones
husband #3 forced you to wait for until 70 so he could cavort
with his cheese-y girlfriend on your nickel Bitondogirl who
lives above a pizzeria seriously
(you cannot make shit like this up)
now back to the leafy park gentle reader
where yogagirl is writhing and
charliehorsing her way to hell

oh the divine retribution
of old haggis mcbaggises
everywhere

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Summer 2026 ..piriformis syndrome can kiss my skinny white ass..



