WIND UP JANE
WIND UP JANE *(overheard in member’s lounge A.G.O.)
She couldn’t refrain from
giving a tour
Even if nobody
wanted
one
She was energetic
and could
do it
in Mandarin
too
She remembered
my name
because it was
the same
(said the other Jane)
But now I look in vain
for Wind Up Jane
who was
finally given the boot
Might I ask the remaining
Jane
to use her
Indoor Voice
Please
Especially when skewering fellow guides
Too late –
She’s just dashed off
to the
St. Lawrence Market
Barking:
We are a Team
That’s what makes it
so special!
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Spring 2011

