oh he’s swift
there are so many ants in my house right now
the carpet is covered in antshit a foot deep
does an ant shit in the woods? do u? 🐜🐜🐜
husband #3 does +uses a branch aprés but then
he is scottishgnarly +never sorry for the shit he
wreaks +yes his shitstinks
(but not as bad as his hockey gear)
this week as i sweated over my latest artproject a
glue-maleficence shitshow ants glimmered +stuck
to bits of my brothers +to Jesus too
(i’d hole punched their pics)
you see my family is in the process of a resurrection
rising up out of the ashes of a brother the graves of
our mother +father now covered in cheappink flowers
(the shul bilks us for)
i’m not sure i want to be an artist anymore i just wanna
buy italian cowboy boots +star in spaghetti westerns like
Gina Lollobrigida my husband’s doppelgänger
(u see i adore a buxom man)
no i want to grow 6 inches +be like Taylor Swift
smarthusband said: when i see Taylor i go biological
whereupon i kicked his haggis ass
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Summer 2023 ..mamas don’t let you babies marry cowboys..
songanddancegirl 