the grinch who stole swiftmas

Taylor Swift a pop princess Santa on steroids
they track her +her reindeer (aka..rein it in dear)
across the un-friendly skies
she is apparently singlehandedly destroying the
environment with her emissions vocal+otherwise
gaseous pop until you drop

she is the light $$$$ in Donna Kelce’s eyes perhaps
soon to marry her son Trav all buffoon +tight end at
the conclusion of the Super Bowl he pounded his chest
a scary-hairy ape cameras panned to Tay’s face oh the horror!
we saw a sweating Trav approach her with a come here girl
bellow as he grabbed her well coiffed tail
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perhaps you read into the green with envy here but surely if i
had my own private jet i would spend my days ferrying orphans
from war torn environs
or would i?
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Winter 2024 ..even old Joe Biden wants her..


