SURVEY
SURVEYMONKEY
Are you the blowsy embodiment of
the prevailing narcissistic delusion?
Do you have a chore whore? Spend
your life wanting getting & emptying
only to need a re-fill? Do you covet a
2nd tv with fancy technology invented
5 seconds ago that gives new meaning to:
remote-control soul-hole? Do you have
the words: wooden puppet on your t-shirt?
When was the last time you noticed a scent
other than the All-Protector emanating from your
leathers? Do you lead a master class in acting
every time you answer the phone? Feign happy
busy enchanted?
OKAY I will stop torturing you gentle reader
If you answered yes to 3 or more questions
something is festering in your pop-up life & they
won’t want to harvest your DNA Stand very still
something epic is about to happen in 136 seconds
Did you miss it?
Ya me too
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Bonus Questions:
* hands up if you think life is pre-ordained
*hands up if you wish you could start over again
SPRING 2014
songanddancegirl 