DOG
DOG DAY AFTERNOONS WEST QUEEN WEST
Did you know that Einstein’s penis was 1.5 inches?
Or wait was that Napoleon’s? Einstein explained
relativity which explains gravity Yet I have not the
gravitas to explain the hipster’s penchant for my park
Today Trinity Bellwoods is filled with boy-lugs (+the man
who photographs women’s crotches) Les boys brought a
little bit of everything: neon frisbees 2 eagle kites badminton
bubbles+rollerblades O un-holiest of clichés
One guy with chains streaming from his jeans bare-chested +
foul-mouthed cannot fly his kite worth shit Hands it over to
granddaddy (in chains) now dragging eagle along the ground
Astute aboriginal man shouts: Hey that’s no eagle! Frisbees
hitting trees + paisley clad Poet Albino squirrels run for cover
Cool people are to parks as parks are to dogs as dogs are to
parks: noisy interlopers who shit where they sleep
#savemefromtrinitybellwoodsparkinsummerplease
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I become very raw emotionally when I’m writing. A good steak
can bring me to tears. (Nic Pizzolatto True Detective June 2015)
Summer 2015