WEASELS
LOVE IS A HELLHOLE FILLED WITH NIGHT WEASELS
A snarly girl with giant breasts approaches as I write about
love at the Tampered Press George Saunders brilliant and bent
is exactly where I want to get In Escape From Spiderhead George
proposes an experiment using convicts imprisoned for murder
First George gives them a drug that makes them love Kind of like our own
oxytocin but less prairie vole +more vampireliplock drawingbloodevery
timetheyfuck Suddenly they’ve known each other forever soulmates in
many previous lives +will continue to meet ad infinitum ad nauseam
( jaded? hell yes )
When the drug wears off they fall out of love Now cadavers empty +wreaking
of a stranger’s sweat (who does not know the horror of this?) George then forces
one of them to kill the other via a drug called Darkenfloxx™️ He refuses +kills
himself The scientists cheer psychopathy can be cured A conscience grown in
a petrie dish
My own experiments on human subjects: the dead eyes of abused 7 yr. olds taught
me some things You can take the child out of the locked room but you cannot
remove the smell of feces +mould from nostrils What you can do is place said
child in front of windows looking out onto trees onto sunlight A hawk +the full
moon come night
He cowers there for 2 yrs.+300 days He looks like Jesus palms out stigmata
flowing One day hundreds of birds gather in the trees +start to sing (he does not
take a hammer bash out the glass +begin shooting) He notices the window + says:
I don’t think I want to push you out And then he rests
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Fall 2017