BEAR
DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE VOLGA?
He is not just kicking the bear He is fucking the bear
Or is the bear fucking him? Helsinki headlines: TRUMP 0
PUTIN 1 which is another way of putting it But any way
you cut it Trump in addition to not being up on history or
the geopolitical strategy of his country for at least a century
has never watched The Americans
Wherein a Russian family of spies the kids too infiltrate
suburbia A modern day Jetsons with all the James Bond
bells+whistles thrown in Meet Donald Trump dicktator
Meet Melania Trump dicktator’s mail order bride Has orange
Donald been poisoned perhaps? Was it the urine back in the
USSR?
You know back in the hotel room where golden showers were
de rigueur (please see explicit CIA dossier) Is this the real reason
he genuflects at the tiny bear’s feet? Since his return from Helsinki
he has given new meaning to the word: doublespeak But then he’s
the guy who has not yet grasped the concept of: No means no And
we can only hope that when in London he left the Royal Pussy alone
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..a tremendous paunch slung in a gray and ragged undershirt drooped
pendulously over the waist of his trousers like a sacked hog carcass. Out
of a meaty face , jowled and white stubbled with beard, two porcine eyes
regarded them, blinking.
(Cormac McCarthy describing Trump’s doppelgänger
in the mountains of Tennessee.. The Orchard Keeper 1965)
Summer 2018