the covidvaccine+the doctor from mars
my unique identifier was KMA ! at the covid vaccine clinic
where i scurried just yesterday every aspect was a test test
your mettle your herdishness your commitment to not dying
dr. vanderbeeek was cheeky rubbed my deltoid hard so hard
that i went into ecstatic confessions re: David Bowie on my tee
at one point v.beeeks hand slipped from the ubermassage to
david’s face atop my left boob (ew) +our eyes met over germy
masks later when i told a brother he wondered if i’d gone crazy
likely the manic-y delivery
OMG! HE MASSAGED MY SKINTAG AND THEN HE..
later when i returned home to husband afibrulate +supine with one eye
on the tv he twitched spasmodically to my tale of v.beeek’s slimfingers
+ tenderness (*mums the word on his 10 calls to my cell today)
so who among u would be surprised at this juncture to see spaceships
descending or horny doctors with crepey handskin stroking??
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Winter 2021 ..would it kill u to put on a little Nivea?..