COME ON DOWN
COME ON DOWN FOR THE PINKENING
A friend who has named all of his cats Jimmy said:
Why bleach the vagina? I can understand bleaching
the anus but the vagina why? It makes one wonder
if vaginal pinkness+sexual interest are related
Flibanserin a.k.a. female Viagra has had very modest
results says Dr. Julia Heiman (Kinsey Institute) of this
latest effort to boost sexual arousal through brain chemistry
+address the sexual problems of women
Could the real problem with libido lie in the colour PINK
for which the pornography industry has made the gold standard
of vaginal supremacy Go Pink Or Go Home Requests for pinkening
have increased 20 fold in the past year +labiaplasty surgeries tripled
Are you: taut enough smooth enough young enough pink enough?
Sounds like a Rolling Stone’s song this version extolling the vaginal
beatification industry Do-it-yourself kits pinksturbation by any other
name include: Pink Privates Pink Wink +Pink Button
Elke Reissing psychology professor U of Ottawa: How we groom+care
for our vulvas is another opportunity of choice Imagine equating pink-
ening with empowerment! These may very well be the Dark Ages of self-
actualization Was a time when en-soulment was the order of the day
But think of it this way en-pinkment may lead us into yet another *garden
variety misogyny where gloomy womb tombs +vagina dentata await men
with a penchant for PINK Register your disgust at #bitemegentlyplease
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*(in a special episode of the Kardashians the highfalutin mooch Scott Disick
sheared the pubic hair of his 9 months pregnant baby mama Kourtney)
Am I hard enough
Am I rough enough
Am I rich enough
I’m not too blind to see
I’ll never be your beast of burden
So let’s go home and draw the curtains
(Beast Of Burden The Rolling Stones Some Girls 1978)
Spring 2015
songanddancegirl 