ROCKET
IF I HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER SOME SONOFABITCH WOULD DIE
Last night I watched Beyoncé closely shaking her booty
at Superbowl 50 I want her to have more dignity In
Storyville circa 1860 the price of a teenaged virgin was
$800 A murky trajectory? Now her little daughter
dances in a brothel reverie *see Formation video
just released
My mind wandered to Obama You just know the King of
Cool American Presidents was getting excited in the White
House living room ‘Shellee shares his thing for Queen Bey
+when they move back to not the south side of Chicago a
menage is in the works Big lummox-y Jay z is decidedly
shut out Can you blame them?
As last night’s Superbowl unfolded I couldn’t help but feel for
Cam Newton While he threw some deadly pigskin mostly he
threw to no one Then he pouted with lush caramel lips until
the 2 minute warning
Worlds away yesterday while America watched burly men dabbin
in a crazed football-bachanalia the Roundboy in Pyongyang launched
a satellite into Space Extending North Korea’s potential nuclear reach
10 fold with the Unha-3 a slimjim erectile-projectile
This pointing rather convincingly to Kim Jong Un’s bad case of penis envy
It is also no accident that Dennis Rodman clown-bacchus prince worshipped
for his tatts + golden showers is the new best friend of the baby-tyrant who
just inched us that much closer to apocalypse What would Peyton Manning say?
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Beyoncé knows not what she does.. Formation
video beautifies Storyville & Katrina
Bey’s daughter dancing (centre) in Storyville
Deep Winter 2016