HE WAS ESPECIALLY FOND OF YOUR PERKY GIRLFRIEND’S
If you had a chorus walking behind you what would they chant ?
Yesterday my young-ish brother told me that he doesn’t read my
poems anymore When he did all he wanted to do was get back
into bed with a pillow over his head Sunshine! Tulips! Tulips! Sunshine!
I make a beeline for the nearest cafe and hide from these happy-shiney
harpies The bloom is OFF the tulip bro It all went to hell when my
boyfriend said: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I SHOT YOUR DOG
And proceeded to touch the breasts of all my friends within a 20 mile radius