FAKE
WE FAKE IT SO REAL WE ARE BEYOND FAKE
We live in a world where teenaged Khloe Kardashian
has 18 million followers on Twitter +a new reality tv
show called: Kocktails with Khloe aka: I have the
greatest life inanity Khloe says: Its such an organic fit
its easy for me She Goddess of the selfie aims to outdo
sister’s greased backside +naked greed
In her book Bossypants Tina Fey notices that nowadays
every girl is expected to have: a California tan a Jamaican
dance-hall ass hips of a 9 yr. old boy the arms of Michelle
Obama + doll tits
In ancient Greece there were but 4 elements: air earth water
+fire Simpler times? Women were both slaves + courtesans
but then men +children too suffered enslavement The Earth
was ruled by a pantheon of Gods many vengeful one cute with
a bow+arrow in tow On Februrary 14th chocolates+dildos will be
sold in his name
In 2015 we added 4 new elements to the Periodic Table their names
will give your tongue a workout pre Valentine’s Day : ununtrium
ununpentium ununseptium ununoctium now we have 118 But this
gorgeous complexity of matter has done nothing to stanch the tide of
our bloated mass celebration of self adoration Minions worship Jobs+
Zuckerberg
In the USA today two thirds of all gun deaths are suicides and the nation
turns its lonely eyes to Sean Penn Zelig-saviour here there +everywhere
But is it altruism or narcissism that makes him tick? And why are so many
Americans looking for the EXIT sign?
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Winter 2016
