JUNKIE
WE KNOW MAJOR TOM’S A JUNKIE
In the Man Who Fell To Earth David Bowie plays
an alien who visits our little green planet 3rd from
the sun He ends up depressed +cripplingly addicted
to booze + tv Clearly you don’t have to be an alien to
suffer the dead-eyed malaise of life in the new millenium
At dinner parties everywhere people hunker down +discuss
the ins+outs of Jamie Mackenzie’s rape on Outlander where
scenes of savage sadism have you running for the booze trolley
at every opportunity
2016 Highball:
your favourite Opoid
100% Agave Tequila or 18 yr. old Lagavulin
filtered water + an Epi-pen
It’s time to face the strange Last night CNN pre-empted Downton Abbey:
where the heiress loses her virginity to an Indian man who proceeds to die
in flagrante delicto Even the maids snigger as his body is hoisted out of
her bed Make that 2 Opoids in your Highball /shaken not stirred
Instead of the sexual exploits of bloated aristocrats we listened to Barack’s
State Of The Union He assured us that: terrorists making bombs in garages+
apartments are not a threat to the Nation itself though certainly to civilians
We will root them out We will get them Think Osama Bin Laden
So we did and then headed back to the booze trolley for more a la Martha+George
Be Afraid In Barack’s nation about 20,000 strong end it with a gun annually
David Bowie now in heaven knew that: isolation abandonment fear +anxiety
would catch up with Major Tom who recently traded his protein pills for Oxycontin
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Martha Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf
Winter 2016 RIP David Bowie
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