STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY
YOUR’E NOT TEQUILA
The sign outside my local taqueria Fondle Lola really
said this I had sworn off of said habit with the onset of 60
Tequila is another story After umpteen glasses of Don Julio
I dreamed of James Comey So is he happy? Shit yes!
He singlehandedly brought down Hilary + has now catapulted
orange Donald into despot infamy They may finally impeach the
whiny little bitch In the dream Comey a very tall drink of water
suckled Daniel Ellsberg another Russian operative circa 1971
Has this not occurred to anyone?
Trump is not smart enough to take down democracy It is James
Comey who is Putin’s bitch Wittingly or unwittingly Trump has
accused James of committing atrocities Another big word he should
look up in the dictionary A 21st century Ahab brought down by
America’s most powerful Dick