CHARACTER
*AS BAD A DRESSER AS I AM NOTHING BEATS BEING JUDGED
BY MY CHARACTER
Nice incognitos! he said +skulked by like a much rougher version
of the Trivago guy Incognitos? Must everyone in this neighbourhood
be so oblique? Everyone a poet? Everyone precocious? Time to move
or dig in my heels +corner the market on original Stop ripping riffing off
of street signs also too cool too bard-like Even a depressed Dr. Suess quote
When I told the comely clerk that I found it sad she gave me a look that screamed:
Go back to bed hipster wannabe This is far too amusing as I am neither bearded
nor ironic And yet in the waning sunlight of this steamy Fall day an upstanding
woman with breasts riding high is making kiss-y faces in my direction Still not ironic
but certainly bearded someday
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*sign outside of: Garb West Queen West
Fall 2015